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Mark Ruffalo, superhero on screen, hero in real life
Reblogging again because important.
Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.
#TeamSatan
Can satan come teach a class at my school
Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.
For example, this guy?
Teaches moral philosophy.
And this creepy dude?
He’s your astronomy professor.
Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild.
I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.
“Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.”
“Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.”
“Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.”
straight guys masculinity so fragile that they have to think long and hard about putting a flower in their hair and wearing a skirt for 10 mil
i would wear that to a trump rally for free
I thought this was about fucking Jaden Smith for 10 million dollars
I’m just gonna reblog cause that picture of Jaden is really beautiful and I love that kid
i never realized how beautiful my name could sound until i heard it come from your mouth